Run #6 12/20/2008
So it was a beautiful day in Carson City, NV... a fairly warm nearly freezing, snow up in the mountains, blue skies, & a gangly group of hashers gathered for a good time. Our hares, BATT, Fairy Plunger, & Cheek-N-Dong, had planned out quite a trail for us... or so they insinuated. The pack gathered in the back parking lot at Red's Grill until the last of us late wankers (myself & Just Jason) showed up. It was a random pack with wankers from SLuT territory, Sacto wanna-be-transplant s, & some East Bay-ers looking to get away from it all (though Fartacus seemed sorely disappointed that he still couldn't escape me! Haha, I'm everywhere!) The pack consisted of: SLuT hashers: As Drunk As Drunk Can Be, Excess, Lycktonite, Fudgina; Sacto hashers: Inspect Her Scab, Virgins Just Jeremiah & Just Jessica; & East Bay hashers: Fartacus, Little Hitler, Just Jason, & Deep Chocolate. Late cummer to circle was Poopa Trooper.
Finally the pack was off in the direction the hares pointed while the hares loaded into cars & drove away. Our first interesting moment was shortly after jaywalking, a cop car started following the virgins & myself, then left us apparently to harass the other hashers. The cop wanted to know if they were with "those kids" which I suppose was me & the virgins. At the Turkey/Eagle split 4 of us took Turkey up what we thought was a steep hill but were blessed with a fun trampoline check. The Eagles were blessed with an even steeper mountain (1,500 ft elevation) with a beer check at the top. Then we all met up together at a beer check where we hung around drinking, eating, & making merry. On trail again we soon came to the second beer check at the top of a parking garage where the hares were dive bombing us with snowballs! Damn hares! Everyone enjoyed the beer check there... except for three hashers who were so busy talking politics that they lost trail! Eventually the whole pack made it back to Red's Grill where circle commenced.
What the hell can I say about circle? I think it spanned across two hours & twelve pitchers of beer! Just Zach, the bartender at Red's & our new very best friend & someday soon to become a hasher, was fabulous! Excess led circle & the drunker people got the more it went on & on-- it was better than the Energizer Bunny! There were so many hash crimes I can't even remember what they were! There was a drink-off competition for most festively dressed between BATT & Drunk... which may have resulted in a tie. Cheek earned the hash shit! Yay Cheek! We celebrated Fairy's birthday-- a few times I think! Welcummed Fairy's Virgins, Just Jeremiah & Just Jessica.... they had a fabulous time & I think we can look forward to seeing them & their doggy-style hair pulling at future hashes. There was some sort of hash communion preformed by BATT for those who braved the Eagle trail. There were a few presents given out. Just Jason earned his very own hash name & forevermore will be known as Six Minutes Of Steve! If you're curious about Steve, don't worry, we were all mighty curious about Steve too! I'm sure many other things happened, I mean, how is one suppose to remember all that happens in a two hour circle! Shit, even the sober girl can't do it!
On-After continued right there at Red's, we just moved inside from the outside patio we'd taken over. After putting food & more beer into our tummies, we were soon making random friends around the bar by caroling hash-style Christmas songs (thanks to our hares for providing songbooks.) We definitely made some new friends, some possible new hashers, & adopted an official Carson City Hash Bar! The night did continue with more drinking, some dancing, confusion of who was sleeping where, & who knows what else! All in all, a good time was had by all!
Choco Kisses, Deep Chocolate
*Disclaimer: any non-mentioning of a hasher by specific name is in no means intentional, does not mean I don't like you, but simply means I am by no means perfect- close, but not yet perfect. Anything omitted from this entry was either non-intentional or intentionally done to protect the reputation of those involved. Some names may have (not) been changed to protect the identity of those involved. Any further information will only be granted to those with the proper security clearance & the need to know.*
